Are you a woman?
Living in the UK?
Now is the chance for you to give something back.
Nadine Dorries is obsessed with your uterus. Seriously she hasn’t shut up about it for years. So why don’t you do the poor woman a favour and write to her about it. Tell her it’s likes and dislikes; Describe in detail what it gets up to on a daily basis, perhaps it has been abroad lately and been explored new cultures and traditions; the more details the better
Do it soon, before she has to resort to passing legislation just to feel involved in your uterus’s existence.